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Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Vamp Rant

You'd think that it's getting increasingly hard to find a decent date. Well, think again. As if the anguish of hotties you thought was of marriage-material, only to realise they bat for the other team, wasn't enough, now there's competition coming from the male contenders. It's official. Like it or not, WE'RE IN THE GAME. Girlfriends (as we affectionately call you to get to your man), hide your boyfriends. I've seen far too many cases of girls going " O . M . G . . . Guess what? My boyfriend just told me he's gay." or "I just found out that my crush, Jake, is gay." Sorry ladies, you'll just have to tap into Mother Gaia and unleash your charm. By charm, i mean to utilise your mammary glands, Nature's official comfort zone ( the adventurous can go beyond comfort zones and go straight into the production aspects). As for those who peer down and despair, fret not; our charming slick-haired ladies are right over at the counter ready to buy you a drink. The world is that cruel. It's unnerving that while some girls are stucked in a love drought, some endowed women, who has the one (or two) weapon that has won them many wars, are constantly breathing down on these poor girls' throats. Hey, it's not their fault that your boyfriends are (honestly speaking) trying to take a breather from the usual voluptuous chewy delights already. I'd say let it go and take pride of your 50metre visibility, woman. In fact, looks doesn't even matter since the view's buried deep within the Silicon Valley. Men love their toys, so stay happy being theirs (at least we know you don't run flat on batteries...).

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