Tuesday, August 10, 2004
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Two donkeys were playing,
having great fun...
then Donkey A accidentally kicked Donkey B.
Donkey A didn't mean it...
Donkey A and Donkey B are friends...
Donkey A wouldn't want to hurt Donkey B on purpose...
You see,
Donkey B's hurting like hell,
and Donkey B does not like hell
not even if Donkey A's in it,
so Donkey B was kinda pissed,
so Donkey B kicked Donkey A back
right in the face,
with his dirty hooves,
mud and all.
Donkey A doesn't like to be kicked,
and Donkey A did not kick Donkey B on purpose...
Donkey A was hurting too,
not just from the kick that Donkey B just inflicted on him,
but also from the accidental kick Donkey A inflicted on Donkey B.
Donkey B was in pain,
but Donkey A was in more pain.
Now Donkey C came,
and Donkey C went to help Donkey B,
apparently in such great pain,
Donkey A didn't mean a shit.
Donkey A is hurting like mad,
but Donkey A can't show it,
Donkey B needs Donkey C,
Donkey B hates Donkey A
cos Donkey A kicked Donkey B.
That's all that matters, isn't it?
Donkey A can only walk away,
DonkeyA can't do anything...
Donkey A's in no position to do anything..
Donkey A kicked Donkey B.
Donkey A...
Donkey A is a total idiot...
Donkey A walks away dejectedly,
Donkey B and Donkey C does not care...
Donkey A trips
and falls into a Donkey-mincer2004.
Donkey-mincer2004,
latest design by KillDonkey Corp.
Sharpest blades so far,
slices thickest donkey flesh,
cuts through hardest donkey bones,
no wear and tear on stainless style blades,
no heavy industrial noise,
just sweet mutilation of donkeys.
Donkey-mincer2004,
a must have in every household.
Donkey-mincer2004,
a mincer you can trust.
Now Donkey A is minced up,
Donkey A's contents in the collection pail at the bottom of Donkey-mincer2004...
Donkey A can't kick anymore,
Donkey A's dead.
Donkey B and Donkey C doesn't care.
niaoren 8/10/2004 03:23:00 AM