Tuesday, June 01, 2004
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Once upon a time...
there used to be this prince.
He has all the luxury he can have,
nice food from Sakae,
nice clothes from BODS,
nice shoes to match his jeans,
get the drift.
Balls and parties were held almost every night...
where all cool dudes and hot babes congregate.
Anyways,
one fine day,
he decided to leave the palace,
to the rural area.
Ok...the palace is so luxurious,
ANYWHERE outside the palace,not including the beautiful garden with fountain spurting sparkling fairyjuice and dancing pixies,
is considered freakin sad la.
compare and contrast.
ANYWAYS...
so he left.
And he came to this bakery.
There were so many types of bread;
Porkfloss coated buns,
Pizza buns with miserable chunks of cheapo franks,
Ham and potatoes,
Crouching tiger hidden bacon at $2.20,
plain kaya and kosoli bread,
oh ya,
den they also have moshi moshi,
u noe...the flaky wan...but inside only got crap la...so they called it moshit moshit instead...
ANYWAYS...
he was tinking of wad to buy la...
cos poor prince needs to consume cos it's tea time...
TUBBY TOAST!
Erm...tts another story...
Coming back to THIS story...
Mr Prince has gotta eat la...
so he was lookin arnd,
with a tray and a kiapkiap in hand.
Then after passing all the proper breads,
he came to this tray in this sad isolated lonely dark dim cold unwanted corner la...
and there was this stoopid looking bun that looks like a stone?
He poked at it, not with his finger
but with his kiapkiap.
There was this flat uninteresting DOK DOK sound.
Den this fly was hovering here and there la..
den it wasn't really paying attention to its flight cos it was lookin at this really gorgeous prince armed wif a kiapkiap...
and so it rammed into the bun.
There was this THUD.
and the fly dropped dead on the tray.
God.
The prince kiapkiap-ed the bun and proceeded to pay at the counter where this woman was biting her nails la.toenails to be precise.
She saw the bun,
gave a Erm,
packed the bun and said it's free.
The prince left the bakery.
with the bun in hand.
minus the tray and the kiapkiap.
The million dollar question:
1. The bakery's buns and bread quite nice ar.
2. The fly quite suay.
3. The kiapkiap was a important prop in the story.
Oh...1, 2 and 3s are not questions...
but Was the prince happy with the buN?
niaoren 6/01/2004 01:57:00 AM